Chapter 447: Empress Lin
Chapter 447: Empress Lin
In the afternoon, in Shangguan Pomegranate's room
"You bastard, you're going to be queen!"
"Brother Lu, you are going to become the mother of Tang Dynasty!"
"Bah, pervert!"
"Wow~ I'm going to be an aunt~"
On the round table in the room, the three Shangguan brothers and sisters and Xiao Yu'er shouted loudly, but at this moment Lin Xiaolu was still in a daze.
He scratched his head and looked helplessly at the four people in front of him:
"You guys say, what should I do about this kind of thing? I always think it's weird to be married by Aning."
"Oh dear, don't be so pedantic." Shangguan Pomegranate said with a smirk:
"Ms. Ben believes that one should not stick to trivial matters in life. As long as you and Aning really love each other, you don't care whether she marries you or you marry her. For example, it doesn't matter who goes up or down."
Everyone: ? ? ?
Lin Xiaolu covered her face: "That's not true, it's just"
"Oh, it's just nothing, it's so fun." Shangguan Hamigua sat on the stool, covered his stomach with his whole body, and kicked his legs straight with a smile:
"Now my mother just thinks of you sitting with Jiang Ning, and then facing all the civil and military officials, I feel funny."
After finishing speaking, Shangguan Cantaloupe cleared his throat with a funny face, lifted Shangguan Pineapple's chin, and then lowered his voice and shouted:
"Ah! My queen, come and sleep with me!"
Shangguan Pineapple was very cooperative, putting on a shy look delicately: "Oh~ Your Majesty don't want it~ Your Majesty be gentle~ My Majesty, use your strength~"
The two siblings cooperated seamlessly, making Lin Xiaolu feel goosebumps all over his body, but Xiao Yu'er and Shangguan Shiliu didn't realize it, one big and one small smiled back and forth, and Xiao Yu'er even smiled and covered her face:
"Brother Pineapple acted so aggressively, giggling and giggling to death."
Faced with Xiao Yuer's praise, Shangguan Boluo felt proud instead of ashamed, laughed and patted Xiao Yuer's head and said:
"Xiao Yu'er is very discerning. This is the first time this young master has discovered that he has such a strong acting talent, hahahaha."
Inside the house, Lin Xiaolu's eyelids twitched violently, and for a while, he regretted coming to discuss with these guys, it's really humiliating himself.
Everyone in the room laughed for a long time before Shangguan Pomegranate gradually stopped, then looked at Lin Xiaolu curiously and said:
"What do you think, bastard? Don't you want to marry Ah Ning?"
"Um... It's not that I don't want to, I just think it's weird."
"What's so strange." Shangguan Hami melon crossed his waist and said domineeringly: "There is no reason why only men can marry women, but women cannot marry men. Besides, you can marry Jiang Ning. It doesn't matter if you take a concubine."
"That's right, Brother Lu, it's normal for a man to have one or two hundred concubines." Shangguan Boluo persuaded very seriously:
"Last time I heard my father talking in his sleep, shouting that concubine No. 369 is coming to bed soon, you are like this young master, and you are planning to marry a thousand wives in the future to make my father look good."
As soon as he finished speaking, Shangguan Cantaloupe kicked him away, Shangguan Pomegranate also directly cursed at Shangguan Pineapple:
"The deer is not like you. He will only be with one person, and a couple is good for a lifetime."
Shangguan Cantaloupe also stepped on it and shouted: "You still want to marry a thousand wives, why don't you try it, my old lady will eunuch you today, ha!"
In the room, Shangguan Cantaloupe dragged Shangguan Pineapple and exploded with a hammer. The nosebleeds of Zhihammer flew all over the sky, making Lin Xiaolu feel helpless.
Seeing that the three brothers and sisters had been fighting for a long time without any intention of stopping, he dragged Xiao Yu'er out of the house.
Outside the door, the bright sunlight fully shone on the small courtyard, Lin Xiaolu pulled Xiao Yu'er, who kept laughing, to a gazebo.
There was no one there, and the garden was quiet.Xiao Yuer followed Lin Xiaolu to the stone chair in the gazebo, curiously said:
"Brother, what's the matter with you?"
Lin Xiaolu pulled her to sit down, was silent for a while, and then asked straight to the point:
"Xiao Yuer, what is your attitude towards Aning?"
"It's pretty good." Xiao Yu'er smiled sweetly: "The main thing is that my brother likes it."
"Well, I actually like Aning quite a bit, but I'm afraid you will have some ideas." Lin Xiaolu rubbed her head affectionately.
"How could it be?" Xiao Yu'er sat beside Lin Xiaolu and smiled at him:
"It's time for my brother to get married, and even if my brother gets married, he will still be with Xiao Yu'er in the future, and Xiao Yu'er will have a nephew and a niece. At that time, we will have two more relatives."
Lin Xiaolu froze for a moment when he spoke words like silver bells.
With a sensitive mind, he noticed that the relatives Xiao Yuer mentioned seemed to only refer to the child born after he married Jiang Ning, not to Jiang Ning himself.
This made him feel even more weird.
But he didn't think too much about it, he just took it as his younger sister's slip of the tongue, and continued to say: "Then, I'll agree? Marry Ah Ning?"
"Okay, but brother should tell Senior Sister Miao Xin and Master first, right?"
"Oh yes yes yes, I have to talk to my senior sister and boss." Lin Xiaolu patted his head and laughed:
"It just so happens that it's time for us to go home. When we go back this time, we'll tell the boss and sister-in-chief that although I was married by Aning, but your brother and I are so good, we must let Aning Mingmei marry him."
"Yeah." Xiao Yu'er happily sat beside Lin Xiaolu, counting on her fingers:
"My brother needs a big sedan chair, new clothes, a red hijab, all kinds of jewelry, bedding, eggs, fat pigs, fat sheep, fat cows, and bellybands."
Lin Xiaolu couldn't laugh or cry when she heard this, she felt that her sister was getting more and more outrageous, so she hugged her and laughed.
I'm going to get married too. My parents will be very happy when they see it in Tianzhiling. I take good care of my sister, and now I'm married to the emperor. Putting it in the village is definitely a glory for the ancestors. They must be happy too, hehe, wait After returning to Emei, I will put incense sticks on my father and tell him the news.
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Two days later in the morning, Lin Xiaolu and his party bid farewell to Jiang Ning at the gate of the imperial city.
Shangguan Cantaloupe, Shangguan Pomegranate, Pineapple, and Xiao Yu'er sat in the carriage, watching Jiang Ning and Xiaolu talking in the distance, all showing joking smiles.
Soldiers, eunuchs, and court ladies on both sides were also crowded. They all wanted to see but dared not, so they had to look out of the corner of their eyes.
Under the gaze of many people, Jiang Ning, who was wearing a long red dress, tied a red rope around Lin Xiaolu's wrist with blushing cheeks.
Then, under the eyes of everyone, she, who was blushing all the time, suddenly kissed the boy on the forehead. The speed was so fast that Lin Xiaolu was stunned by the kiss. This scene also caused Shangguan Shiliu and others to say "wow~" Voice.
Shangguan Pineapple even stood up and shouted: "Sister-in-law, kiss! Kissing the forehead is too plain!"
Shangguan Cantaloupe didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and yelled: "Lin Xiaolu, if you're a man, kiss back!"
After some squabbling, Lin Xiaolu and Jiang Ning separated for a short time, and agreed to return to Emei to make an agreement with the elders before coming back. Then they walked to the carriage with the lip marks on their foreheads, and the eunuchs, maids, soldiers, and ministers of the entire palace were full. When hundreds of people saw that he was about to leave, they immediately knelt down on one knee, holding back their laughter and shouting:
"Congratulations to Empress Lin!"
Lin Xiaolu: ...
Others: Hahahahaha~
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